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Top 10 Work Humor Jun 23 2010

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. Add some humor in your work life for laughter is a good medicine to your soul. I listed my top 10 favorite work humor here with the websites from which they are taken from. Bookmark the sites if you like - you need them when you have a lousy day.

Keep the humor going…. As Mike Moore aptly puts it, “A happy workplace is a productive workplace.”

1.Eager to impress the boss

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?”

“Certainly,” said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”

Source: Comedy-zone

2.What is middle management?

MidMgmt

Source: VeryFunnyPics

3.Office truisms

(a) When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

(b) You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

(c) No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

(d) The longer the title, the less important the job.

Source: OfficeJokes

4.Work to death

People always say that hard work never killed anybody. Oh yeah ??? When’s the last time ya ever heard of anyone who “rested to death”.

Source: Ahajokes

5.GPS

GPS

Source: Clean Jokes and Laughs

6.Loyalty redefined

Loyalty according to Pofi

Source: Allyhunt

7. Always give 100% at work

100atwork

Source: Workexposedblog

8.The TEN office commandments

I. Thou Shalt Have No Other Life Beside Work

II. Thou Shalt Not Download Any Craven Images

III. Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of The Manager Thy God in Vain

IV. Remember the Sabbath Day to Work and Keep it Holy

V. Honor Thy Punctuality and Confidentiality Agreements

VI. Thou Shalt Not Kill Time

VII. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery on Office Furniture or Equipment

VIII. Thou Shalt Not Steal Thy Employer’s Yellow Sticky-Notes

IX. Thou Shalt Not Wantonly Xerox Thy Posterior

X. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Cubicle, Nor His Stapler, Nor His Three-Hole Punch

Source: Humanresources.about.com

9.Stress Finger

Stressfinger

Source: MotivationPlus

10.Age does matter

A candidate sent me a resume for the post of Project Manager. Under personal particulars,

Age: 48 (but looks younger in person, more like 38)

No kidding, the word 38 was highlighted bold!

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